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July 26th, 2006, 12:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Auto Manufacturer Acronyms
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Ex FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD First On Recall Day Factory Ordered Road Disaster Forget On Race Day Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun) Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Fixed On Race Day Fought Off Recall Demands Found On Road Dying First On Rust Development Fork Over Repair Dough Founded On Reservation Dump Ford Owner Really Dumb Fumes and Oders Readily Detectable Fast Only Rolling Downhill Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Found On Rubbish Dump Frequent Overhall, Rapid Deterioration Fix Or Repair Dilemma Fabricated Of Recycled Dung Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Fireball On Rear Denting Failure Of Reasearch and Development Forced On Reluctant Drivers Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fails On Rainy Days First On Road to Dump For Old Retired Dudes Found On Roadside Dump For Only Retarded Drivers Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy Found On Russian Dump For Off Road Death it Freaking Only Runs Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun) Frigin Oakies Really Dig it Funky Old Road Dog Found on Road Ditches Fails On Rainy Day Found Only 'Round' Dumps Found On Repairshop Driveway Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Found On Railroad Dead Found On Railroad Deserted Forget OutRunning Dale Fools Only Read Directions GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (Ken Shields view) HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sorry Arsed Auto Builders TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners VW Virtually Worthless |
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