Car jokes

[billycar]

*What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it man.

*A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

* A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

[thomasz]

Lol, he took money... Good job.

[RideEm]

Haha...funny! Thanks for sharing!

[raksk5]

Originally Posted by billycar

*What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it man.

*A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

* A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

hehehehe goog one

[Palalat]

Hahaha...Nice decision..Good move..

[michaelross]

Yeah i definitely agree!. Money matters haha